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They say it only takes one sunburn to give you skin cancer,

I had conversation about this earlier
this was what ran around the back of my mind during

(scene: doctors office)
"But Doc, I can't have skin cancer" the woman said in a whiney voice
Doctor "why not?"
Doctor "why not?"
Woman "Because I'm Queen of the MOLE People!!"
Doctor "And that makes a difference how?"
Queen of the Mole people "I'm A MOLE PERSON
I Live under ground!!"
Doctor "Have you EVER seen the sun?"
Queen of the Mole people "once when I was small"
Doctor "well there you go it only takes once"
  • Mood: Bewildered
  • Listening to: Go back there someday
  • Reading: dreadful fanfiction
  • Watching: Muppet show
  • Playing: with FIRE!!
  • Eating: Taco's
  • Drinking: Orenge Juice


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Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
I like to hide, so I doubt you'll ever see my face.
I draw, write, knit, crochet, quilt(with my sisters) and Sing(I'm a saprano).
My updates are sparatic at best because I think my scanner hates me.
I like to listen, lurk and read 'cause my conversations are odd at best.
Current Residence: "The cracks in the couch" Oregon
Favourite genre of music: Anything except RAP, although I do lean hevily on Celtic Folk Music
Favourite style of art: things that come from the heart
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: I have a Sanza
Shell of choice: Clam or maybe limpet?
Wallpaper of choice: The kind that has the little flowers on it
Skin of choice: My own sorta pale whitey/tan skin thanks!
Favourite cartoon character: All depends on the cartoon really
Personal Quote: I'm going to go back there someday.

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palepixie Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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Okashy Jan 9, 2013  Professional General Artist
thanks! : )
nessininja215 Dec 29, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the Fave!
SashaThePariah Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Are you the keeper of pocket things?
naristar Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SashaThePariah Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
rememberingsunday Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for the favorite! (:
otakuFrustratio-On Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
thanks for the :+fav: :D
You said you TAGged me, no?
With what did you TAG me exactly?
Sorry, I am clueless ;-;
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