They say it only takes one sunburn to give you skin cancer,
I had conversation about this earlier
this was what ran around the back of my mind during
(scene: doctors office)
"But Doc, I can't have skin cancer" the woman said in a whiney voice
Doctor "why not?"
Doctor "why not?"
Woman "Because I'm Queen of the MOLE People!!"
Doctor "And that makes a difference how?"
Queen of the Mole people "I'm A MOLE PERSON
I Live under ground!!"
Doctor "Have you EVER seen the sun?"
Queen of the Mole people "once when I was small"
Doctor "well there you go it only takes once"









